I shamlessly stole this link from Brother Yam's blog. You enter your name and it rebrands you as a Palin.... according to the interweb, if Sarah Palin were my mother, I would be named:
Cheney Wolfhound Palin
If that were the case, I would probably also not be posting this because I would have hung myself from a highway overpass (in broad daylight) long, long ago.
Be that as it may, thanks, Brother Yam, for posting the link - it cracked me up. Try it yourself and see what could have been...
Here's a photo from the last frontier to satisfy those of you that were searching for "Palin" and sadly blundered into this post.